How I feel going to the mall where all the kid hang out.
Ms. Cali was a bitch. She taught K-9.

Don’t you hate it when go to the club with your friends that have faux hawks and then you lose them. Then when you try to find them, every single person has a faux hawk WTF.

When kids try to talk to me. 
Iron Deficiency Man.
She’s strapped and loaded for finals.
Bridal veil mushroom.
This made me feel uncomfortable in a way I can’t describe.
Are you telling me I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time?
A new avenger.
How to flee an awkward conversation. 
Step one: create diversion.
D:

I always pictured

‘you only live once’ meant you should go out and experience as much of this world as you can, pushing yourself to be the best possible and making the most out of every circumstance. Because, after all, we only live once and our time on earth is precious.

When in reality, ‘yolo’ is code used by girls to let everyone know they do anal.